Backyard Scoops
Weekly, twice-weekly, or one-time cleanups for yards that deserve a fresh start.
Book thisPet waste removal with comic timing
The cleanup crew that answers nature's worst calls.
Poopy Calls is a fake-but-fabulous pet waste removal brand built for homeowners, communities, and dog-loving businesses that want a yard that smells like victory.
Gate-checkedPhoto updatesOdor upgrades
Yard rescuefrom $15 / visit
Fast estimate
Tell us where the mess lives.
Services
Everything the original chore needs, with better vibes.
Close in the service-company rhythm, upgraded with punchier visuals, tighter copy, and a brand system that does not take itself too seriously.
How it works
Three steps. Zero yard shame.
01
Pick a plan
Choose your cleanup frequency and tell us about the pets, gates, and turf.
02
We scoop on schedule
Your route tech arrives, scoops, bags, checks the gate, and sends a tidy update.
03
You reclaim the yard
Enjoy a yard fit for bare feet, fetch, patio dinners, and smug neighbor waves.
Why Poopy Calls
Built like a premium home service brand, written like a wink.
The page keeps the familiar trust signals customers expect: prominent phone CTA, obvious quoting flow, service cards, process steps, reviews, and a strong closing conversion panel.
Route remindersTechnician notesPet-safe productsCommunity plans
Reviews
Five-star relief from fictional customers.
“Poopy Calls made our yard usable again before Saturday brunch. The branding made me laugh, but the service was dead serious.”
“The technician texted before arrival, latched the gate, and left the place spotless. Our dogs are fans. So are we.”
“We use them for three rental properties. Reliable routes, clean reports, zero awkward tenant messages.”
Ready when duty calls