Residential Yard Cleanup
Scheduled scooping for lawns, side yards, gravel runs, patios, and dog zones. Every visit includes gate checks, bagging, and a clean route note.
- Weekly routes
- Twice-weekly routes
- One-time rescue cleanups
Services
Professional scoop work with a ridiculous name.
Poopy Calls covers the everyday yard routes, the emergency resets, and the odor jobs that make neighbors suddenly remember your name.
What we do
Every dirty little job gets its own clean system.
Odor Patrol
A pet-safe deodorizing add-on for turf, bins, kennel runs, and high-traffic corners that need more than a quick pass.
- Artificial turf rinse
- Bin deodorizing
- Patio refresh
Move-In / Move-Out Reset
Fast cleanups for landlords, property managers, sellers, renters, and anyone who just discovered a yard with a backstory.
- Same-week availability
- Photo proof
- Discreet arrival windows
Event Prep
Before the grill turns on or the bounce house arrives, the yard gets a professional sweep so guests never meet the problem.
- Morning-of service
- Party zone inspection
- Final gate latch check
Route standards
Funny brand. Boringly reliable operations.
Technicians walk a consistent grid pattern instead of wandering until things look okay.
Routes include pet notes, latch notes, and photo confirmations where requested.
Waste is double-bagged and removed unless a customer requests bin disposal.
Recurring customers get priority rescue slots after storms, parties, and mystery weekends.
Best fit
Built for dog households that use the yard every day.
Families, renters, busy professionals, seniors, foster homes, and multi-dog households all get the same thing: a yard that is ready before the next fetch session.
No contract pressureRecurring remindersText-friendly supportPet-safe add-ons
12 minaverage residential route window99%gate-latch confirmation goal0judgment about your yard's life choices
Ready when duty calls